The Cheesy Summary:
34. Woman. Wife. Daughter. Never a mother, always a kid. There’s cats (3), a dog (1), a job (1), a husband (1), friends (too many to count) and neuroses (too many to count). Passions include shoes, toys, purses, earrings, books, movies and the color pink. Trying to love my ass even as I try to shrink it, and trying to love my sanity enough to make it stay.
50 Things That Kinda Of Explain Me:
1) Favorite object in your room?
The bed, for numerous reasons.
2) Have you ever smoked?
Only clove cigarettes. Oh wai…
3) Do you own guns?
Last thing we need in our apartment.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Diet Cherry Limeade, of course.
5) Do you get nervous at the doctors?
Not anymore, my doctor is awesome.
6) Would you go back out with your EX?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
7) Favorite song?
I’m Glad There Is You by Ella Fitzgerald
8 ) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Grande three pump extra hot Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Lattes
9) Can you do push ups?
Not since I broke my wrist
10) Are you missing someone right now?
Always, but that’s just because I haven’t figured out how to finance our commune yet.
11) What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My Elsa Peretti necklace
12) Your pet peeves are?
Indecision and rudeness
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
I’ve been rear-ended like 4 times.
14) Do you like to work on your Birthday?
Not really
15) What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
I am a total procrastinator, which makes me stressed.
16) What’s your middle name?
Rae
17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. I could go for another latte right now.
2. Why is it not 5pm yet?
3. I hope the crows don’t attack me tonight.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday
1. Starbucks
2. Baby toys
3. Office supplies
19) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
1. Water
2. Coffee
3. Wine
20) What’s your job?
Executive Assistant/Office Manager(/Babysitter/Den Mother/General Counselor/Magician)
21) Current hate right now?
Bills, bell peppers, and bullshit
22) Do your friends love you?
They seem to, despite my drunken antics and various neuroses.
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
In 2008, I got drunk on champagne, scared the cats with my drunken shouting and watched TV with the husband.
24) Where would you like to be right now?
In bed taking a nap .
25) Name three people that will complete this?
Blargh, as if.
26) Are you one of those people that thinks and talks about their life being unfair?
I don’t have time for that. Literally, I am running late for three things RIGHT NOW.
27) What shirt are you wearing?
No shirt, wearing a dress
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Those fuckers are way too slippery. I would slide right the hell out of my bed!
29) Can you whistle?
Not really, just one note
30) What will you be doing in a year from now?
Working and going to school. Oh wow, JUST LIKE NOW.
31) Would you be a pirate?
No, I would be a pirate wench.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I am not awake enough to sing in the shower
33) Favorite girl’s name?
Emma and Sophie
34) Favorite boy’s name?
Nathaniel and Brian
35) What’s in your pocket?
Nothing, since my dress has no pockets
36) Last person that made you laugh?
One of my coworkers
37) Best toy as a child?
My red Hippity Hop ball
38) Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Radial fracture of my left wrist necessitating an internal fixation (broke my wrist, got a plate put in to fix it)
39) Do you love where you live?
I do, more than i probably should I love the suburbs and the suburbs love me!
40) Do you give good advice?
Most of the time, yeah, I think so. But don’t we all think we give good advice?
41) Who is your loudest friend?
Missi or Sarita…total toss up!
42) How many cats do you have?
Three, but it feels like 12
43) Does someone have a crush on you?
Not that I know of!
44) Favorite part about your weekend?
Sleeping in on Sunday mornings
45) What are you gonna do for your next birthday?
Get older.
46) Favorite sports team?
USC Trojans, baby!
47)Is this survey really lame, or is it just you?
Totally the survey
48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
Costa Rica….I miss it!
49) What were you doing 12 AM this morning?
Sleeping
50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Where’s the snooze button?
