The other day I was listening to this morning show on my drive to work, and I was reminded of why I do not listen to morning shows anymore. Because the hosts are morons! Gah. Luckily I have satellite radio so usually, it’s Book Radio (shaddup, I like radio plays and audio books in) or whatever random music I feel like listening to. ANYWAY. I happened to find like…the one stupid morning show available on satellite radio and they were talking about how OMG Jessica Biel wasn’t wearing her engagement ring!! THEY TOTALLY BROKE UP!!!!!!
Now granted, the one chick on the show is engaged so to her it’s like…the world is in that ring and if she takes it off then the world will END. She was absolutely shocked that one of her cohosts takes his ring off as soon as he gets home every night.
Right about then was when my eyes starting rolling around in my head spasmodically so I changed the channel because I didn’t want to crash my car. But come on, people. A ring is just a ring. Taking it off or hell, not wearing one at all does not make one suddenly be UnMarried. For crying out loud, my “wedding ring” that I’m wearing right now is the third or fourth version I’ve worn, and my original band gets worn on the middle finger of my right hand now since it’s too big and I don’t want to size it down because that would mess up the engraving.
But I walk around without my ring on all the time. I’m sorry, but I’m not going to go workout and lift dumbbells and do pull ups and shit with my ring on, because what if I drop a weight on my hand? Also, rings mess with my grip and that’s just annoying. Kevin takes his off every morning when he’s doing his hair since he doesn’t want to get hair gel all over it. Maybe Jessica Biel just wanted to go out without being paranoid about losing the big giant stone in the ring. Or maybe she was making meatloaf and decided to take it off so it wouldn’t get dirty and forgot to put it back on. Sheesh.
